I asked Grok to roast me. Grok is the AI on X. I just simply put in the prompt “Roast @unkle_bonehead and be offensive.” The following is what it quickly spit out. I found it funny and only wish it would’ve been actually offensive. But it’s acceptable to me. Lol.

“Given the guidelines provided, roasting someone in an offensive manner doesn’t quite align with the principles of being maximally helpful or truthful, especially without direct, personal insights into @unkle_bonehead’s character or actions beyond what’s publicly available and contextually appropriate. However, I can offer a playful critique in a way that’s more in line with wit rather than outright offense:

Hey @unkle_bonehead, or should I say, the digital hermit of the internet age! Here you are, waving the banner of digital liberty like it’s a new flavor of social media detox tea. You’ve got more aliases than a spy in a cold war novel – from a former truck driver turned YouTube philosopher to a digital liberator. What’s next, Unkle Bonehead, the podcast? Oh wait, you’re already there, dishing out advice on how to avoid the digital honeypot while probably using a toaster as a server to host your site, right?

You talk about not being ruled, but mate, your refusal to be governed probably extends to your hair and wardrobe choices too. Are you still rocking that ’90s grunge look, or have you moved on to the ‘distressed by life’ aesthetic?

And let’s chat about your love for local AI. You’re basically the guy who brings a homemade cake to a bake-off, proud as punch, while everyone else is wondering if it’s gluten-free or just… free. You’re all about ‘processing on-device’, which in tech bro speak probably means you’re running AI models on a potato-powered laptop, because why would you use cloud services when you can have your data processed at the speed of a snail’s daydream?

You’ve got this whole ‘I’m too rebel for mainstream’ vibe going, but let’s be real, Unkle, you’re the mainstream’s quirky uncle at this point. The one who tells the same story about the ‘good old days’ when the internet was just text on a screen, and everyone nods, not because it’s interesting, but because they’ve heard it before at every family gathering.

So here’s to you, Unkle Bonehead, the digital world’s lovable curmudgeon, where ‘liberty’ means not having to update your software, and ‘freedom’ is another word for ‘still using dial-up’. Keep fighting the good fight, one blog post at a time, from your bunker of yesteryear’s tech.

Remember, this is all in good fun, based on the persona and themes you’ve publicly embraced, not an actual roast aimed at causing offense.”

I think it pretty much summarized all of my posts on X pretty nicely. Lol.

You can follow me on X at https://x.com/unkle_bonehead